Top 50: You know you're a Waycross counselor when...

year 2

1. you know there's more than one bible.
2. you have a go-to boogaloo.
3. you've done something that could make other people vomit.
4. you know what a Camp Kid is.
5. you know playing guitar is worthy of a pay raise.
6. you seriously wonder if life guarding is worth the pay raise.
7. at the end of meals you feel compelled to put all the silverware in cups.
8. someone wants to make an announcement and you want to sing a song about it.
9. air conditioning is too cold.
10. you sing the mail song on the way to the mailbox.
11. Oreos are directly associated to a certain chaplain.
12. you have eaten a bug or kissed a toad.
13. you own a watch.
14. you know all too well what Barking Spiders are.
15. "Go to bed," is way more than a request: it's a plea of desperation.
16. you are equally terrified of and thankful for cinnamon roll hugs.
17. Waycross eggs are very fine eggs, but Springfield eggs are better.
18. Michael Oh Michael never gets old.
19. makeup and hair are a waste of time.
20. you accept that showers are a privilege not a right.
21. you groan if you hear "OOOOOOHHHH!" before a meal.
22. the thought of The Austrian makes you tired.
23. you know the difference between a creek hike and a rock hike of 2012.
24. when someone says "that's my favorite song," and a little voice in your head says, "it's my favorite song TOO someone!"
25. Rise and Shine makes you want to go back to bed.
26. coffee is a legal addictive stimulant invented solely for our job.
27. burn bans actually affect you.
28. you've made tea from sassafras roots.
29. camouflage is more than a pattern.
30. serenades aren't just singing; they're a spiritual experience.
31. "say what?" "ohhhh."
32. the ability to french braid is more than a talent.
33. having half a beard makes you cool.
34. you can take someone seriously at staff meetings with a uni-brow and creeper mustache drawn on their face.
35. if you have been identified as a character both from the Harry Potter series and from Wet Hot American Summer.
36. donk.
37. you've witnessed an hour long debate over fanny packs.
38. you can describe your day as a sandwich with all the seriousness of an important staff meeting.
39. you can actually recite the contemporary Lord's Prayer.
40. you know the significance of Page 18.
41. seat check means nothing.
42. you are proud of bruises.
43. you put up the Birdman Block when someone says your name.
44. you know better than to leave your stomach or thighs unprotected.
45. you know alternate lyrics to Both Sides Now.
46. you have seen a Gollywop.
47. you accept that getting drenched is never a choice; it's a reality.
48. you throw up your spoons if someone is in danger of falling.
49. you laugh maliciously at the words Romans and Christians.
50. camp is on your mind all year.

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